Feb. 28, 2003 - 10:10 a.m.
Everything breaks at once. I'm just sitting here waiting for the roof to fall in.
I have to wear fucking shrimp boots to make it to my bedroom, and my modem keeps shooting me the bird. My answering machine has decided it no longer likes to play the message I recorded and prefers silence followed by a single beep. My bike has not one, but two, TWO, flat tires. And my dining room floor now needs to be ripped out and replaced from all the water damage from the laundry room. Did I mention how half of my wardrobe was in there when it flooded?
I broke the heel on my favorite pair of boots, and the glass doors on my china cabinet are about to fall out.
And the worst part is that spring has finally arrived and my stupid neighbor, with her stupid flowers, is contaminating the air I breathe with POLLEN!!!! So my nose is broken as well. I can't breathe.
If you think this is just a cry for sympathy and chocolate, you're right.
Is it working?
